1. This groom, who couldn't contain his hula hoop enthusiasm.
2. The person who decided jumping on elevated surfaces on your big day is OK.
3. This groom who was in too much of a hurry to start a healthy lifestyle.
4. This bride, who should have bhangra'd along.
5. These kids, who thought stealing someone's wedding day limelight is OK to do.
6. This couple who didn't even warn each other about the hazards of posing on top of a high revolving cake thingy.
7. This groom who had a serious medical condition, so his very considerate bride married a wedding guest.
8. This person who was way too passionate about biryani.
9. This aunty ji who comforted a crying bride by hug-slamming her to the ground.
10. This bridegroom who sucked so hard at maths that it took away his groom status.
11. This groom who could have saved his regret face for later.
12. This bride who couldn't even.
13. The bride's entire family, who cried melodramatically because their daughter is leaving, which made the groom sad too.
14. The cake decorator who gave this wedding a horrible start.
15. This groom who couldn't handle the weight of his sehra.
16. The maker of this sign who made Sangeetha uncomfortable.
17. And whoever invested a shit ton of money to give this bride a 24-karat wedgie.
