Buzz·Posted on 27 Oct 201424 Problems Only Desi Babies Will Understand"Cheeks so fat, can't tell if I'm eating gulab jamuns or I AM one."by Imaan SheikhBuzzFeed India ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Having a teeka and eyebrows drawn on as soon as you're born. #FreshOutTheWomb #BrowGameStrong View this photo on Instagram 2. Having your eyes stuffed with 2.3 pounds of kajal and temporarily going blind. 3. Being crushed under the weight of your immense royal swag. View this photo on Instagram 4. Keeping your family's honour alive by wearing at least twelve pieces of heavy, real gold jewelry at all times. View this photo on Instagram 5. Which requires being able to wear at least 25 gold bangles by the time you can sit on your own. View this photo on Instagram 6. Losing the original shape of your face, thanks to constant cheek-pinching by adults. View this photo on Instagram 7. And those poor cheeks were already beyond hope due to being stuffed with gulab jamuns. View this photo on Instagram 8. Passing out after ODing on dahi-cheeni. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Not being allowed to wear a shirt while eating mangoes, even if you're insecure about your belly fat. 10. Being wrapped in at least 12 layers all year round. View this photo on Instagram 11. Or being totally naked. There are only two options, really. View this photo on Instagram 12. Being powerless against your aunts dressing you up like a doll and posting funny pictures of you on the internet. View this photo on Instagram 13. Hearing parents plan your entire wedding twentysomething years in advance. View this photo on Instagram 14. The pressure of being expected to gracefully carry traditional clothes by age 1. View this photo on Instagram 15. But silently bearing with your parents' non-traditional clothing choices. View this photo on Instagram 16. Dealing with the leftover scrap of your mum's new clothes always being made into an outfit for you. View this photo on Instagram 17. The pressure of looking like a good taxpaying citizen by age 2. View this photo on Instagram 18. Having at least one chacha or mausi who cannot stop taking selfies with you. View this photo on Instagram 19. The pressure of being the coolest accessory at weddings. View this photo on Instagram 20. Casually dressing up as the golden inside foil of a cigarette packet. View this photo on Instagram 21. Training hard to be able to masterfully bhangra as soon as you can walk. View this photo on Instagram 22. Being constantly torn in a dada-dadi versus nana-nani custody battle. View this photo on Instagram 23. Getting tossed between an average of 10 laps per day. View this photo on Instagram 24. Because everyone in the family loves you wayyyy too much to be normal. View this photo on Instagram