These "Bitchy Cards" Are The Sassiest Thing To Have Ever Happened To The Urdu Language

A little tehzeeb, a little tezaab.

Urdu has always been hailed as one of the most sophisticated languages of the sub-continent.

Bitchy Urdu Cards

"Aap humein bilkul pasand nahi aaye."

(I did not like you a wee bit.)

And keeping its classiness intact, DC-based Pakistani artist Abdullah Syed has given the language a sassy pop culture twist.

Bitchy Urdu Cards

"Aap thora sa waqt nikaal ke apne zehen ki safaai karwa lein."

(Take a bit of time out to clean up your mind.)

Syed pairs retro pictures with deliciously sarcastic Urdu insults on his page Bitchy Urdu Cards.

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"Saalgirah ki khushi mein yeh tohfa qubool kijiye."

(Happy birthday! Please accept your gift.)

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"Party karein, is se pehle ke apki party ki jaye."

(Party on, before others party over you.)

The seething expressions are on point.

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"Ji ji, ap ki selfiyaan hum sab ko bohot pasand hain."

(Sure sure, we all like your selfies very much.)

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"Main aur mere dost."

(Me and my friends.)

#BOOM.

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"Eid ki daawat mein bakre ke sath sath apki kaleji bhi fry karne ka dil chah raha hai."

(For this Eid party, I kind of feel like making pâté out of your liver along with the goat's)

If Ghalib was alive, he'd give these a "Yaaaas".

Bitchy Urdu Cards

"Behen, daaman per lagge daagh mitaane ka waqt agaya hai."

(Sis, it is time to wash your dirty laundry.)

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"Kaash apke waaldein abaadi barhaane mein apna kirdar ada na karte."

(Wish your parents hadn't played their role in increasing the population.)

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"Aap abhi tak zinda hain? Oh!"

(Oh. You're still alive?)

Lubna Akbar / Via Bitchy Urdu Cards

"Ap se mil ke zara khushi nahi hui."

(Not pleased to meet you at all.)

*Approves in saqeel Urdu*

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"Samne se mat hattiye ga, please!"

(Don't get out of the way, please!)

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"Apki chai mein zeher kitne chamach?"

(How many teaspoons of poison in your tea?)

Too close to home.

Lubna Akbar / Via Bitchy Urdu Cards

"Relationship status: Khush-fehmi."

(Relationship status: Wishful thinking.)

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"Mujhe bhi nahin pata maine tujhe kyun paida kiya."

(Why, even I don't know why I gave birth to you.)

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"Kashi tohfe mein apko koi hiss-e-mizaah de sakta."

(Wish people could gift you a sense of humour.)

Slay on with class.

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