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Having professional crises on a regular basis.
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Having trouble staying on your own two feet.
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Suffering from heightened intolerance of little menaces.
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Attracting all the people you're least attracted to.
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Having doubts about being in love or ever finding love.
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Loving your family a lot but still finding excuses to escape them.
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But making panicky calls to your parents once in a while.
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And finding peace from knowing how excited they always are to hear from you.
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Running away from responsibilities.
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Having days when you feel like nothing really excites you anymore.
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Finding yourself saying "what is wrong with kids these days?" when you're not even that old.
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Looking in the mirror and not recognising yourself.
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Looking back on all your sartorial phases and not knowing a single thing about your personal style.
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Facing uninvited demons of your teenage past.
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Missing having actual time to invest into your hobbies.
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Realising, with some help from the internet, that most humans are garbage...
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But that you somehow found the few good ones and made them your best friends.
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Struggling to gain the courage to cut off toxic people in your life who take you for granted and run you over.
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Watching the old friends you didn't want to lose drift away for no real reason.
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Feeling like your having great ideas is no longer as frequent as it used to be.
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Cooking to actually feed yourself and not recreationally.
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Eating alone most of the time and not really minding it.
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Feeling your hangovers get progressively worse compared to early twenties.
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Indulging in weekly ice-cream binge pajama parties.
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And slowly, painfully realising that this is who you are, so you may as well enjoy it.
