1. "It LOOKS like you're gonna have a boy; I can just tell by the way you look."
2. "Don't exercise; it's not good for the baby."
3. "A C-section? But isn't a C-section bad because of ABCDXYZ reasons?"
Oh yeah, it's pretty bad. They steal your kidney during it.
4. "Labour is way worse than you've imagined."
5. *Graphic and detailed account of own labour*
6. "Eat almonds and drink lots of milk if you want a fair baby. White foods are key."
7. "It's true; I read it on the internet."
8. "Completely avoid spicy food, fatty food, sodas--"
9. "Pregnant women have to bathe differently."
10. "Don't step out during a lunar eclipse. It has terrible effects on the baby."
11. "Now that you'll be a mother, you'll become a real woman."
12. "So now that you're pregnant, when are you quitting your job?"
13. "You look so big, golu molu round round."
14. "If you look at beautiful people more, your child will be beautiful."
15. "Don't hang with differently-abled people It can affect your child."
16. And the worst: "Hide your belly with a dupatta in public!"
