1. “Think Pieces.”
2. Second leases on life.
3. Tara Reid’s dulcet tones.
4. Next season of The Real World.
5. How To Survive a Sharknado, New York Times bestseller.
6. 32 oz of freedom.
8. Tara Reid’s audition for the next Evil Dead.
9. The latest volume of Zagat.
10. The next great Syfy hit.
12. Sharknado 2: The Feminine Mystique.
14. THE BEST MARVEL POST CREDIT SEQUENCE!!!!!
15. A search for a missing hand.
16. An Oscar-worthy film.
In The News Today
- President Obama on Monday declared a major disaster in South Carolina, where floods have killed at least 12 people and left tens of thousands stranded. ›
- California has become the fifth U.S. state to legalize physician-assisted suicide for terminally ill patients. ›
- Russia is reportedly preparing to send ground troops to aid Syria's campaign against rebel forces. ›