iamthegeneralissimo earned the Trash Collector Award on Feb 25 because of their love for trashiness! Only on the Internet can you receive an Award for trashiness. Also, at The Oscars. And, like, anything to do with Daytime Television. So, lots of places.
iamthegeneralissimo earned the Enthusiast Award on Dec 16 because they like stuff that is OMG! You know, like rainbows and stuff. Or, like, sometimes how there's more than one rainbow and then everybody starts getting really effusive? You get the picture.
iamthegeneralissimo received a Pundit Award because they like posts about politics. iamthegeneralissimo is the kind of person who goes on Countdown and is all, "Well, actually, Keith ..." and then says something that sounds incredibly smart but maybe doesn't make a whole lot of sense unless you've been, like, really following along.
iamthegeneralissimo earned the Cute Spotter Award on Sep 15 because of their love of cuteness! Note: BuzzFeed has reluctantly discontinued the practice of sending a live kitten as a prize for this achievement. This Award will have to do!
iamthegeneralissimo earned the Sense of Humor Award on Jun 30 because they like funny stuff! They haven't enjoyed The Simpsons in 10 years and are still really bummed that Arrested Development was canceled.