*in the * apartment complex jeez
*in the * apartment complex jeez
Omfg the “expresso” one tho. Also, people who smoke at motherfucking no-smoking areas/patios and the elevator mantle apartment complex and then give YOU the stinkeye for having the gall to gag on their secondhand. Die in SO MANY FIRES.
Hey, did you maybe date the last four assholes I dated?! Just slap that wine glass out of his hand and substitute a mediocre “craft” beer and BOOM. Now you have!
Everything was going just fine until someone started shitting on gin. Fuuuuck that. No way. Nope.
#18 - cue buckets of tears. People who’ve loved and lost aboslutely slay me. Also Shoep T-T
DRINKS EVERYTHING :::deep breaths:::: DRINKS EVERYTHING
+1000. This was an enormously important contributing factor to me leaving my last job. If I wanted a job on a fucking cheer squad I’d get a damn boob job and move to…. …sigh. I don’t know. Wherever there are people looking for professional cheerleaders.
c o m p l i c a t e d. just drink it guys.
Oh, honey don’t knock it ‘til you try it ^_^
“Heh heh. Yes, once.”
This tragedy could’ve been avoided if only the drivers of the car had been toting spears, as well. Where are the HEROES?!
I can’t even touch this ignorant, racist biz - that’s a mess and a damn embarrassing shame; really, tho, this kid can *sing*! What a champ! I hope he keeps his spirits high. <3
Seriously wonderful list - but no Perry Bible Fellowship? :(
Buzzfeed can close its doors now. Best post. Ever. You guys have had a good run. Thanks for everything!
Omg, ALL the tears. My mother and siblings and I all suffered domestic violence for my entire childhood, not to mention the years of marriage my mother endured it prior to having us; hearing P. Stew speak on this, I could almost *see* him reliving those memories like * I * sometimes do, and it makes me feel less ashamed about it being hard to let go of. And it makes it all the more powerful and moving to see how he’s channeled these experiences with such grace and empathy and courage - by giving other victims courage and empathy and dignity. A million cheers for this man!
Fuck this just made me cry like a baby. -.- People who rescue animals are SO FUCKING GOOD in this world.
This is scary crazy true to my life right now. I just wish it was “scary crazy” enough to make me forget how depressing it is. -.-
Goodness gracious at the amount of flak the author is getting from just another of the same ol’ thang at BF. “ZOMG u bitter cunt lookit all the CREATIVITY! They r EXPRESSING THEMSELVES!!” Christ. No. No one has to be a fashion visionary OR a fun-sucking hag to poke fun at a few obnoxious dorks as they *pose for photos* in their glittering, puke-stained dorkery.
13 out of 15. Good god I’m a dork -.-
Sweet baby Jeebus I love love LURVE that I dodged a genetic bullet and ended up with little bitty tits. Outside of job interviews and only the sheerest summer blouse materials, bras are ***optional***. ^_^
Yay! Way to go, France <3
A jillion times yes! There is too much insane gorgeousness here ^_^
Holy shit like I came here expecting to giggle a bit but for real tho ARE YOU MY PARENTS?! Jeez.
It’s like looking in a mirror.
Aside from those sweet anchor print shorts, I have to really struggle to imagine a pair of jorts worse than some of these babies. -.-
People who oppose people who oppose civic equality for all = the exact opposite of jerks.
THANK YOU <3
Lol teach us your ways. XD
Try not to lose sleep over it or anything.
LITTLE BABY GOAT HEADBUTTS! XD
Oh god #8 I just keep laughing and laughing. XD
Oh, sure I can see…..HUH?!