1. Tracy Morgan hosted.
2. Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne are still a thing.
3. Taylor Swift wore a shirt with a unicorn on it.
4. And then she won some awards.
5. And she was a good sport when Tracy Morgan made a joke about her and Nicki Minaj was all like yuppp.
6. Christina Aguilera was forced to sing the hook on that one Pitbull song and pretend like she was OK with that being a thing she has to do these days.
7. Madonna forced will.i.am to hold her sunglasses and trophy.
8. Jennifer Lopez wore whatever this is.
9. Kid Rock raged against people for lip syncing and then dropped the mike.
10. Psy came back from 2012 and this happened.
11. will.i.am thought it was a good idea to wear this hat and those glasses and that jacket.
12. Nicki Minaj's ass is still a thing.
13. Miguel totally slammed his crotch into some chick's face.
14. Thankfully, she's ok.
15. But the most important thing we learned was that Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have the exact same haircut.
