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    Michael Fassbender Is The King Of Attractiveness

    I'd take him over Tatum any day, though that'd be a happy dilemma

    I mean...

    HOLY

    SHIT

    HE'S

    A

    GOD

    AMONG

    MEN

    THOSE EYES

    HIS LIPS

    THAT BODY

    THAT STARE

    HIS SMILE

    AND WITH A BEARD

    Jesus Christ.

    I've found what I'm thankful for this Thanksgiving

    Man oh man

    I could just spread him on a cracker

    Over and out.