19 Shitty Halloween Costumes That Will Make You Say "What The Actual Fuck"

"Well, that's my Halloween costume sorted" – You, after reading this.

1. "Pubescent Frog of Silent War"

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Everyone's favourite hero!

2. "Creepy Cloth"

Twitter: @Charlie_Salter

*Shits self*

3. "Sexy Mega Spice Box"

Twitter: @dublin_girlo

It is not clear if this comes with free doner meat and onion rings. Hopefully it does.

4. "Mister Safety"

Twitter: @dailypopunk

Teach people a valuable public health lesson this Halloween.

5. "Sexy Potato"

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Finally, a costume that sums up how I feel when I forget to contour.

6. "Sexy Subordinate"

Twitter: @Bootleg_Stuff

Other rejected names included "Erotic Employee."

7. "Energy Bill"

Twitter: @robboma24

Because nothing is scarier than a £182.47 heating bill.

8. "Sexy Ha1loween Whopper Green Poop"

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"So, how did you guys meet?" "Well, I was at a Halloween party dressed as a lump of green shit..."

9. "Boy's Video Game Murderer"

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Do you want to look like someone who murders boys' video games? Now's your chance!

10. "Hashtag"

Twitter: @RoodaMarta

#OMG #COSTUME #LOL #BANTS #ILOOKLIKEADOUCHE

11. "Sexy Ebola Containment Suit"

Twitter: @gaecokayne

Because nothing gets people horny quite like a terrifying global pandemic.

12. "Smiley Poo"

Twitter: @MerielMyers

"Mom, can I please be Iron Man for Halloween?" "No, you will be a turd."

13. "Sexy Factory Worker"

Twitter: @abulic_monkey

Warning: This clothing does not meet current chocolate factory health and safety requirements.

14. "Night Time Romeo"

Twitter: @joelstice

Night Time Romeo's nemesis is Day Time Romeo, champion of the sun.

15. "Kiss Ass"

Twitter: @Matthewfox13

A free poop cigar?! I'm sold.

16. "Lost Adult"

Facebook: bootlegpage

"This adult is definitely not named Wally. Move along."

17. "Deceased Hero"

Twitter: @jeansvaljeans

Just $80! What a bargain.

18. "The Rice Is Strange"

Facebook: bootlegpage

???????

19. And finally "Sexy Halloween Costume"

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For people who just can't decide between "sexy Harambe" and "sexy Ebola nurse."