There's a debate raging in Scotland. And no, it's not about independence: It's far more important. We can't decide what should be in a full Scottish breakfast.
Arguments about what should be included in a full Scottish tend to escalate quite quickly.
Even an innocent photo of a pair of breakfast rolls can turn into a fierce argument.
Mushrooms and beans? That seems like a sensible, uncontroversial suggestion.
But wait, there's more:
Forget Reddit. Maybe Twitter can help?
This is what the full Scottish looks like. Tomorrow will trade my bacon for extra black pudding
Wait, what? It looks like this guy is eating boiled potatoes with his full Scottish, although they might be mushrooms. And are those vine tomatoes? Shame.
This one features hash browns. That can't be right.
Our full Scottish breakfast https://t.co/SMUHGndSrh
And there's a severe lack of haggis as well.
This is the most minimalist one yet.
Historical revisionism and full Scottish breakfast 😉
No bacon, no square sausage, no black pudding, no haggis. No nothing.
This one comes with a bit of smoked salmon on the side. WTF?
The @SheratonEDI @OneSq full Scottish breakfast is just... 👏🏼💕 #sheratonedinburgh #OneSquare
Also, where's the fucking sausage?