Buzz·Posted on 30 Oct 201531 Tweets About Scotland That Will Make You Laugh Despite Yourself"Ewan McGregor?" "No, just me."by Hilary MitchellBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Limmy @DaftLimmy Fuck sake. If you don't like T in the Park, don't go, it's as simple as that. 09:40 AM - 07 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Ian Rankin @Beathhigh As it is June in Scotland, remember to check on elderly neighbours to make sure they're keeping warm... 07:06 PM - 01 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Rhys James @rhysjamesy In Scotland, 'Canapé' is just an excuse for stealing. 11:03 AM - 13 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. joe heenan @joeheenan Promoted tweet. Visit Scotland in 2015 & experience it's exciting wildlife. 09:49 PM - 15 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Frankie Boyle @frankieboyle Anyone who says there's no place for drugs in sport hasn't tried watching Scottish football sober 04:00 PM - 23 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Alan Machnik @Alan_Machnik Remember...outside Scotland it's called Smalltabix. 11:52 AM - 23 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy Just been offered "Haggis Pakora Masterclass" on a voucher site. REALLY hoping it's a prog rock band 10:19 PM - 18 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. joe heenan @joeheenan #5pbagcharge People of England. We've had this in Scotland for over a year now. This is how you save 5p. 06:46 AM - 05 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. TechnicallyRaaaaargh @TechnicallyRon Scotland, hate David Cameron? We have a club for that. It's called everyone and we meet in the pub. 09:32 AM - 18 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Moose Allain @MooseAllain Disneyland is what they call swifts in Scotland. 05:03 PM - 07 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Dean Burnett @garwboy People saying Scotland doesn't have enough money for independance clearly have never had to buy a sandwich during the Edinburgh festival 07:31 PM - 09 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Phil Lucas @PhilLucas Been working on alternative flags should Scotland leave. No 1. 05:12 PM - 10 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. James Martin @Pundamentalism Elton John has wordplay jokes written on the walls of his place in Scotland. It's a little bit punny, his ceiling in Clyde. 07:49 AM - 17 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Jamie Ross @JamieRoss7 What would have happened if Scotland had got to the World Cup final. 09:09 PM - 13 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy Watching #celtic v #aberdeen with my brother. Two Scott Browns on the pitch, two Brown Scots watching 12:48 PM - 01 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Chris @Chris72600702 Said nobody in the east end of Glasgow ever. 01:43 PM - 04 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. THE PYRAMID @robertflorence An astronaut in the International Space Station just came back from the toilet to find an SNP candidate in their seat. #GE2015 02:57 AM - 08 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Jason @NickMotown "Sean Connery famously has a tattoo on his arm saying 'Scotland Forever'. All that's missing are the words 'I'm Leaving' above it." 06:44 PM - 13 Jan 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. sheeep @cannyswim Police brutality in america is fucking awful man polis in scotland probably flip coins for who's chapping the door and who's dain the talkin 12:04 AM - 23 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Jason @NickMotown On St Andrew's Day, let's celebrate one of Scotland's finest. We may never find out how he keeps his prices so low. 09:59 AM - 30 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Robin Flavell @RobinFlavell I'd like to seem the SNP form a coalition with CRCKLE and PP. 10:23 AM - 01 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. TechnicallyRaaaaargh @TechnicallyRon Supporting scotland is the best way to learn that nothing good will ever happen and you will always fail. 03:45 PM - 15 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge Gordon Strachan to be named Scotland Manager within the next 48 hours. Absolutely ridiculous. What's wrong with the name Gordon? 10:56 PM - 14 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Wullferatu @YoorWullie Never leave your child unattended in the Scottish Highlands. Be responsible. 10:53 PM - 25 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Milton Jones @themiltonjones For an independent Scotland just put an x in the box. Then you can cut it out and use it as a little flag. 04:41 PM - 26 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Bec Hill @bechillcomedian England and Scotland are so Ross and Rachel. And Wales is Phoebe. 08:56 AM - 19 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Neil @_Enanem_ "I watched Trainspotting last night with that Scottish fella in it" "Ewan McGregor?" "No, just me". 08:41 AM - 09 May 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Kevin Bridges @kevinbridges86 "Ye on all night mate?" 07:20 PM - 20 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. GoaT FacE ThrillA @EndhooS [See's a guy playing bagpipes] Son: Why's that man wearing a skirt? Me: I think the real question is why is he sucking that musical octopus? 02:22 PM - 24 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Alice White @alicewhitey The Scottish independence result is like when you're too scared to leave your boyfriend but when you stay, he makes you help him bomb Iraq. 10:57 AM - 27 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. David Shrigley @davidshrigley Dundee: It'll be lovely when it's finished. 05:51 PM - 19 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite