1. When this gull casually committed Grand Theft Dorito.
2. And when this one decided to go one step further.
"I'd like a ticket for Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds, please."
3. When this legendary fuck up made national news.
4. And when this girl decided to pay homage to him, then got stuck in a bin as well.
5. When this sign was spotted in the ladies at the Moorings Bar.
6. And someone found this far more baffling one in the mens' toilet.
7. When this hotel employee took skiving off work to extreme lengths.
8. When this gull decided to model a striking new look.
9. When this daftie decided that knives were over-rated.
10. When these lads decided to take a wee boat trip.
11. When an Aberdeen chippy invented this classy snack.
#Storm batters UK. Meanwhile, in Aberdeen, chippy batters Ferrero Rocher #howlovely
12. When this amateur bird-watcher clearly failed to go to Specsavers.
13. When a mysterious Horse-boy started popping up around town.
14. When the cow-ncil recruited some very unusual bouncers.
15. When it all kicked off down at the harbour.
16. And, of course, when a bastard shat down Mike's chimney.
Aberdeen, we love you.
