1.
The "funny" meme shared by your mum, who doesn't know how to post to someone else's timeline.
2.
The weird or surreal Scottish news story.
3.
The referendum conspiracy theory.
4.
The Britain First photo shared by someone who doesn't realise what they actually stand for.
5.
The update angrily telling people off for sharing Britain First photos.
6.
The inevitable joke that at least one person makes every single time its even slightly sunny.
7.
The bunch of people getting MWI.
8.
The person crying about how hungover they are.
9.
The photo of some peely-wally Scottish legs on a beach.
10.
And the inevitable aftermath.
11.
The wee auntie sharing every competition on Facebook (with the update "fingers crossed!!!1!")
12.
The spoof news story about Scotland that someone assumed was real.
13.
The heavily Instagrammed health kick.
14.
The ex-colleague who doesn't know how to work eBay.
15.
And someone else who doesn't know how to Google.
16.
The (justified) rant about Scottish banknotes being refused in a shop.
17.
The cousin you haven't seen in years sharing a petition you give literally zero fucks about.
18.
The photo of an over-the-top city sunset (taken from slightly different angles by 12 different people).
19.
The inevitable photo of a baby in a kilt.
20.
The photo of someone way, way healthier than you up a really big hill somewhere.
21.
The post about Nicola Sturgeon by someone who thinks she's a cross between Batman and Beyoncé.
22.
The photo of a guy in a kilt shared by your thirsty AF aunt.
23.
The annoying colleague who starts counting down to Christmas in October (if not sooner).
24.
The photo of a bit of snow by someone who is unreasonably excited about snow.
25.
And the Scots + txtspk status you've got to read five times before you can make any fucking sense of it.
