1. On swearing:
2. On horoscopes:
3. On farming:
4. On algebra:
5. On babies:
6. On losing things:
7. On being a film star:
8. On being a bit full-figured:
9. On tea cosies:
10. On Glasgow:
11. On losing weight:
12. On Scotland:
13. On graveyards:
14. On the 1960s:
15. On the cold war:
16. On current affairs:
17. On politicians:
18. On Swiss Army knives:
19. On Scottish football:
20. On growing up in Glasgow:
21. On judging people:
Congratulations on that Lifetime Achievement Award, Big Yin.
