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17 Things Overheard In Glasgow

The Overheard In Glasgow Facebook group is amazing. Here are its best bits.

1. She’ll naughty corner the lot of ye.

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2. Global Monkey Takeover II?

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3. Aye: he bought it in the Primark on Sauchiehall St.

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4. He probably does.

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5. “Dae yae want mayonnaise?”

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6. “I’ve got some good news and some bad news.”

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7. Best. Insult. Ever.

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8. Haters gonnae hate.

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9. Ah’m a meringue or ah’m a right? / Via Creative Commons/ Overheard In Glasgow

10. Maybe it’s a souvenir, like a theme park ride photo. / Via Creative Commons: Maccoinnich/ Overheard In Glasgow

11. POWER BURDS. / Via Creative Commons/ Overheard in Glasgow

12. Best. Review. Ever. / Via Creative Commons/ Julian Nitzsche/ Overheard in Glasgow

13. An epic shite, from the sound of it. / Via Creative Commons: John Lindie/ Overheard In Glasgow

14. That’s almost enough for a single to Harthill.

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15. Then they both tried to fight and fell over. / Via Creative Commons: AlistairMcMillian/ Overheard In Glasgow

16. A legend indeed. / Via Creative Commons/ Overheard in Glasgow

17. Elton John wisnae amused. / Via Creative Commons/ Overheard in Glasgow

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