1. She’ll naughty corner the lot of ye.
2. Global Monkey Takeover II?
3. Aye: he bought it in the Primark on Sauchiehall St.
4. He probably does.
5. “Dae yae want mayonnaise?”
6. “I’ve got some good news and some bad news.”
7. Best. Insult. Ever.
8. Haters gonnae hate.
9. Ah’m a meringue or ah’m a right?
10. Maybe it’s a souvenir, like a theme park ride photo.
11. POWER BURDS.
12. Best. Review. Ever.
13. An epic shite, from the sound of it.
14. That’s almost enough for a single to Harthill.
15. Then they both tried to fight and fell over.
16. A legend indeed.
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