Those eggs look scary, all perilously perched in the machine up there…

The lobster thing is one of those claw games (more commonly it's filled with stuffed animals and toys). They have one of those at a restaurant here in Miami, it's like $1 to play and if you get the lobster they'll cook it anyway you like plus like 2 sides free (or however much you spent on the machine).

Surprise, surprise. They're almost all in Asia

OMG Febo is awesome :D (however, best before: sober).

Tombstone and umbrella ones are awesome. Lobster and beetle ones are god awful and inhumane.

They have the flower one at our local hospital.

I had Febo once when I was high, and it still was terrible.

I once saw an entire backback condensed into one of those ball machines which usually spit out toys. Y'know you put a coin in an get a random toy in a ball. .. random backback in a ball. wtf?

How are milk cartons bizzare?

pretty sure the socks one is for a bowling alley

i saw the umbrella one at a train station in hong kong

The first two (lobsters and Pringles) aren't really vending machines, they're UFO catchers. Hence why the lobster one only costs about $2.

I knew it was gonna end with the panties, no Internet list of vending machines is complete without the panties.

I've seen a pizza vending machine before. I think it was in Camarillo, CA.