4. Hot Dogs
9. Anger Management
This is literally a vending machine you put a coin into so you can watch fragile stuff break. I’ll take five, please!
13. Toilet Paper
Tagline: “When you’re in a rush but you know you’re gonna have to flush!”
19. Pet Rhinoceros Beetles
In Japan, it’s pretty common to have one of these little critters as a pet. My only question is how do they survive in a vending machine?
21. “Fresh” flowers
Show your loved one you don’t have a lot of money to buy them flowers.
In case you feel like you don’t own enough gold bars.