Bizarre Things You Can Buy From Vending Machines Around The Globe

There are some strange (and questionable) things being offered up in vending machines to willing costumers. How many of these things would you try, and also will you document it when you do?

Lobster

Via oddee.com

"Honey, I'm treating you to a LOBSTER DINNER tonight!"

Pringles

Via funtoxin.com

Booze

Via rogoyski.com

This. Is. Genius.

Hot Dogs

Reuters

Via huffingtonpost.com

Sephora Make-Up

Via nailpolishreview.com

Milk Carton

Via delish.com

Anger Management

Via toxel.com

This is literally a vending machine you put a coin into so you can watch fragile stuff break. I'll take five, please!

French Fries

Via worldslaziestjournalist.wordpress.com

Socks with bizarre sayings

Via xtinacooke.wordpress.com

Shoes to go with your nonsensical socks!

Via kineda.com

Toilet Paper

Via richard-seaman.com

Tagline: "When you're in a rush but you know you're gonna have to flush!"

Fruit and Veggies

Via online.wsj.com

Making Dwight Schrute proud.

Eggs

Via jetsetta.com

Umbrellas

Via calvin-c.com

This is the most convenient invention ever.

Necktie

Via toxel.com

Check out that variety!

Rice

Via barwick.de

Pet Rhinoceros Beetles

Via blogadilla.com

In Japan, it's pretty common to have one of these little critters as a pet. My only question is how do they survive in a vending machine?

Board Games

Via toxel.com

"Fresh" flowers

Show your loved one you don't have a lot of money to buy them flowers.

SIM cards

Via engadget.com

Gold

Via articles.businessinsider.com

In case you feel like you don't own enough gold bars.

Painkillers

Via articles.businessinsider.com

or your antibiotics. Whatevz.

Crazy flavored soft serve ice cream

Via thesometimeszoo.wordpress.com

A variety of hamburgers

Via cs.helsinki.fi

Mmmm! Looks tasty!

Used School Girl Panties

Via oddee.com

This sounds illegal. Illegal and also really gross.