I’m assuming the fashion designer was Tom Hanks circa “Castaway”.
Wait, is this one of the traps from “Saw”??
“So here’s what we’re gonna do. See that duct tape and all that ply wood I have? Yeah, we’re gonna make fashion happen.”
In case stripper boots weren’t doing it for you, they’ve added a little something extra to make you look even crazier.
Chicken wire heels are all the rage if you like to disfigure your feet!
These are ecologically friendly because you can harbor a family of squirrels in those nests on the balls of your feet.
The future called and said you destroyed society with these heels.
For the women who always thought their horse spirit should match their outward appearance.
If I have one regret in life, it’s seeing these being worn outside a strip club. Or in a strip club. Just these boots in general.
This is one way to let people know you’re dangerous to be around. I mean will cause someone bodily harm dangerous.
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