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<b>Life's more interesting with a mortal enemy.</b>

Life's more interesting with a mortal enemy.

Who Should Your Nemesis Be?

Yeah, you know the one. The kid who said your new shoes were stupid. The kid whose sneer you will never forget. Seek revenge from your nemesis by giving your Facebook a bit of a makeover, so that you seem slightly more successful and happy than they are.

The kid who bullied you when you were 12

Screw friendship — it's time to be bitter, bitter enemies. You should probably let your best friend know that you are now nemeses, so that they aren't confused when you turn up at their house in a gladiator costume, screaming "I WILL HAVE MY VENGEANCE, IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT!"

Your best friend.

Sure, you may give each other a friendly wave from time to time, but deep down you know your neighbour is an absolute cockwomble. There's only one thing to do: Vanquish your neighbour in a final showdown, by having a slightly more impressive potted plant outside your front door.

Your next-door neighbour

That's right, your own brother or sister. As children, you competed for your parents' love and attention, for time in the bathroom, for second helpings of dinner, and for that one toy which you loved so, so much, which (s)he completely destroyed. And then didn't even get in trouble for it. And then gave you that little smile which said "I won". And then you cried and (s)he told you to "just get over it". And that was the day your childhood died.  
The bitterness runs deep.

Your sibling.

Admit it: You HATE Bill Murray. Or if you didn't before, you do now, because he's officially your arch nemesis. Bill's always outdoing you, making more money than you, and being more beloved across the entire world than you are. Always so whimiscal and charming, always randomly hanging out with fans because he's a really down-to-earth, great guy. What a dick. You hate that guy.

Bill Murray

YOUR NEMESIS SHOULD BE WARTHGLARD, DARK LORD OF THE VISIGLATH GALAXY, DESTROYER OF WORLDS AND ANGEL OF DEATH. WARTHGLARD SHALL NOT REST UNTIL HE HAS VANQUISHED THE EARTH AND TAKEN MANKIND AS SLAVES TO HARVEST THE SOULS OF HIS ENEMIES IN SEARCH OF AN INFINITE SOURCE OF DARK ENERGY. ONLY ONE PERSON CAN STOP HIM: YOU.  
So good luck with that.

WARTHGLARD, DARK LORD OF THE VISIGLATH GALAXY

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