Buzz·Posted on 29 Jan 201625 Perfect And Hilarious Tweets About Living In LondonShoutout to women who can do their makeup perfectly on the tube.by Hannah JewellBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Andrew Blakeley @ABlakeley Amazing! Photographer captures rare moment of a Londoner being born. 03:30 PM - 04 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. tom jamieson @jamiesont Millennials are so spoilt with their smartphones & tablets. All we had at their age was the ability to buy property in Central London. 02:02 PM - 18 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Mitten d'Amour @MittenDAmour Luxury accommodation to let in East London. Spacious double room, well ventilated, close to amenities. £1,500pcm. 10:42 AM - 08 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Gráinne Maguire @GrainneMaguire I always forget Boris Johnson is still Mayor of London. It's like remembering that Justin Timberlake was in 'N Sync 05:28 PM - 01 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. A$AP ™ RAFIU @Officialraafiu #GrowingUpInLondon "When you finally pay for a train ticket but there isn't a Ticket Inspector around" 😒😒😂 09:51 PM - 21 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. kelz @kelechnekoff "where are you from?" "London." "No I mean, where are you from-from?" "A vagina. I'm from a vagina. And yourself?" 06:06 PM - 21 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. hassan @HVSSAN1 #GrowingUpInLondon Bus Drivers be like 😤 09:34 PM - 23 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Tiahowler Biltawülf @Biltawulf Still amazed that The Bible was so specific in forbidding shops with 280 square metres of floor space to open for over 6 hours on a Sunday. 07:20 AM - 21 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Jay @jtahh Truly amazing photos of London through the fog! 12:42 PM - 02 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Andi Osho @andiosho If the rest of the world knew what the 'London Look' really was, they probably wouldn't want it 05:58 PM - 05 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Ohene @Just_Jaay #GrowingUpInLondon high jump 10:11 AM - 23 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Al Roberts @arobertsy2k_al Overheard on the tube: PERSON 1: Why do you think I can't get a girlfriend? PERSON 2: I dunno but that guy is clearly listening to us. 08:17 PM - 22 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Stu Royall @stu_bot3000 Client: What if no one gets it? Agency: We'll explain the gag in subhead C: Won't that ruin it? A: We'll use brackets 09:16 AM - 15 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Amy Gray @amyelizgray An intriguing reason for delays on @greateranglia this morning! 09:14 AM - 20 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Brandon @UncleBrann #GrowingUpInLondon bmt when are they gonna take these off? 05:02 PM - 23 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Jayadevi Arjoon @jadearjoon I admire those women who put their makeup on on the Tube. Like, I stab myself in the eye with my mascara wand when the room ISN'T moving 11:50 AM - 03 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. #FireOnThePitch @gunnerpunner This guy on my train won't stop staring at me. He must follow me... 09:07 AM - 07 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Joshua Dixon @JoshDixonTweets Charlotte is getting deported by David Cameron. 10:09 PM - 18 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. UK Banter @UKBanter #GrowingUpInLondon when some dickhead is arguing with the bus driver and the driver switches the engine off 04:09 PM - 23 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport I live in constant fear that someone will abduct my mother in law at 35 Ash Street, London, Flat 2, door is sticky buzz Carol to let you in. 01:23 AM - 09 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Benji Waterstones @its_benjis You can gentrify Greggs? Only in Highgate. 10:48 PM - 20 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Samuel West @exitthelemming I have stumbled into a West London nightmare 11:42 AM - 09 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Jag Gill @jagraaaaj Myles: "Deptford is cool, it's like the Shoreditch of south east London." Are you sure Myles? ARE YOU SURE????? 08:53 PM - 22 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Sophie Gadd @sophie_gadd Taken my family to wanky London coffee shop and they are NOT on board with the seating arrangement 12:26 PM - 20 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Jonathan Moses @jm0ses If you want an image of London imagine a terrapin riding a dead fox in the Regents canal, forever. 02:37 PM - 04 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite