So, you got drunk.
It's time to send some snapchats.
1. First, you'll update your snapchat story to be totally badass. Like this.
2. Then you remember that everyone can see your story.
3. Then you send a blurry, kinda mean snap.
4. Then, the slightly blurry face.
5. Pretty soon, you'll branch out into emotional neediness.
6. And a sideways close-up selfie with incomprehensible text.
7. Then they just keep coming. Like the boast.
8. The one with a political opinion.
here's a snapchat @mattrudinski was referring to. posted blackout drunk at 3am after eating an entire bag of Doritos
9. The reminder that the world is a dark and meaningless place.
10. The forgetting how eyes work snap.
11. The sort-of-naked confused snap.
12. The creepy AF snap.
poppy's drunk snapchat videos describe my life on a daily basis
13. The one that expresses your deepest desire.
14. The modern-day love letter.
15. The sleepy toilet selfie with no message.
16. The philosopher.
17. The sudden awareness of your surroundings.
18. The injury. 😕
19. The important question.
20. The Beyonce cover.
*singing drunk in love to me through snapchat* almost as glamorous as @Beyonce herself @mairslovesyou
21. The one that nobody will understand, ever.
still trying to figure out what my drunk snapchat said on Friday
22. The one where you filled your shirt pocket with salty snacks.
23. The 220 seconds of lying on the floor taking selfies.
24. The typo.
25. The glamour shot.
26. The lie.
27. The work of art.
28. The work of abstract art.
29. The action shot.
30. The helpful explanation.
31. And finally, at the end of the night: the TMI.
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