Nigel Farage Tweeted A Simple Question And People Unsurprisingly Took The Piss

    Never ask a question you don't want to hear the answer to, Nige.

    UKIP leader Nigel Farage tweeted this photo of himself Friday evening, with a simple question for his followers.

    Can anyone name what's behind me in this picture?

    It turns out, many people can.

    And so the internet was quick to respond with lots of potential answers to Farage's question.

    . @Nigel_Farage I'm praying it's a frogman with a fucking mallet.

    Some shared their sartorial concerns.

    @Nigel_Farage Your last vestige of dignity, judging by those trousers.

    @Nigel_Farage Nothing. Whatever it was, it took one look at your mustard trousers and ran away.

    Others had a bit of trouble seeing in the first place.

    . @Nigel_Farage Can't see clearly, Nigel, can you just take a step back?

    @Nigel_Farage I cannot, some vile bigot is blocking the view.

    But overall, the suggestions were very helpful.

    @Nigel_Farage ...Douglas Carswell...?

    @Nigel_Farage The bigoted minority of British society?

    @mattleys I was thinking fraggle rock. They welcome all muppets.

    @Nigel_Farage your offshore accounts?

    .@Nigel_Farage Bloody rocks, coming over here, taking up precious room in our sea. *shakes fist*

    .@Nigel_Farage an audition to play Toad in The Wind in the Willows?

    .@Nigel_Farage It's a mosque, right? I mean, in the absence of certainty, it seems like a good policy to assume most things are.

    @Nigel_Farage the gateway to hell? I'm so pleased you made it.

    And many were rather creative.

    . @Nigel_Farage it's the last breath of your lost soul, clawing the ether for desperate release and leaving scratches on ectoplasmic skins.

    @Nigel_Farage Is it your dark fortress where imprisoned children howl themselves to sleep in the endless night?

    Some worried for Farage's safety.

    .@Nigel_Farage a giant fascist-eating turtle. run if you like, it won't help you

    Others imagined the large cast of characters who might join Farage on the beach.

    .@Otto_English @Nigel_Farage unoriginal I know but.....

    .@robfordmancs @Otto_English @Nigel_Farage of course it does :) #DannysWalks

    Turned up a bit later RT @Ned_Donovan Mugabe wasn't there?

    .@robfordmancs @RobDotHutton @Otto_English @Nigel_Farage @Ned_Donovan I heard that as well

    .@RobDotHutton @robfordmancs @Otto_English @Nigel_Farage @Ned_Donovan he loves the seaside does JT

    So, it looks like there are a lot of things right behind Nigel Farage.

    RT @Nigel_Farage: Can anyone name what's behind me in this picture?

    (By the way, the correct answer was St Michael's Mount in Cornwall.)