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<b>Daniel Radcliffe vs. Shetland pony.</b>

15 Frightfully Difficult "Would You Rather" Questions For British People

The anxiety would be less detrimental to your health than 16 hours of heavy underground sweating.

Listen to the self-checkout lady.

Would you rather...

Snog him for two hours in private.

Life would be chilly and desolate ordeal without properly hot tea. You'll need the comfort after a long day of queue-jumping.

Jump queues.

Hair in your fry-up.

Avoid the wrath of Britain, and re-discover the comfort and modesty of turtlenecks.

Get the tattoo.

Just don't. Don't. Don't do it. Don't have sex with Boris Johnson. Do not have sex with him.

Don't have sex with Boris Johnson.

People will love you for your delicious jaffa cake voms!

15 years is a long time to enjoy the fact that you don't look like Piers Morgan.

Die in 15 years' time.

Answer in detail.

You'll end up in the hospital either way. At least on the train, you'll be en route.

Eat right off that piss-stained floor.

With Malcolm Tucker as a father, you would have been the most creative swearer in the whole school.

Have him as your dad.

You can't ride Daniel Radcliffe across a meadow.

Have a Shetland pony.

You can ride your new Shetland pony to work.

Keep free healthcare.

Never go to the pub again.

You can tame it and ride it like a magnificent steed all over Britain!

Be chased around by one double decker bus-sized corgi.

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