1. Getting dressed.
2. Getting undressed.
3. Listening to a voicemail.
4. Putting on a duvet cover.
5. Waiting for a train for more than 30 seconds.
As if my day weren't interminable enough.
6. Walking in a crowd.
7. Riding the bus.
8. Waiting for water to boil.
9. Washing a single mug.
10. Employment.
11. Meeting someone new.
12. Spilling a drink and having to clear it up immediately.
13. Reaching slightly for something.
14. Answering the question: "How was your day?"
15. Finding your phone charger.
16. Responding to a simple email request.
17. Shaving any part of your body.
18. Removing makeup.
19. Brushing your teeth.
20. Feeding a loved one.
21. Feeding your pet.
Find a child to do that shit for you.
22. Feeding yourself.
23. Waiting for things to load.
24. Standing.
25. Sitting.
26. Lying down.
27. Sex.
28. Doing things.
29. And finally, actually trying to sleep.
