1. Pooping selfies.
2. Funeral selfies.
3. After-fart selfies.
4. Mid-fart selfies.
5. After-sex selfies.
6. After-sex snapchats.
7. After-sex Facebook statuses.
8. Babies.
9. Children.
10. Teenagers.
11. Parents.
12. Fully grown men.
13. Men generally.
Where's "Men in History"? #meninist