My former roommate and I always watched 30 rock while sprawled out on our couches with bags of flaming hot cheeto fries. Tracy Jordan will make anyone feel less shitty about the decisions they might have made the night before.
I worked in a hotel kitchen and the dishwasher ended up getting me for secret santa. He gave me a a pair of hair clippers, men’s hair clippers. I’m a female... I had to go into the walk in cooler to laugh/cry.
My date picked me up late because "the ex wife took our kids home in our van even though she knew I was using the van tonight." Turns out they still lived AND worked together. Then we go to a baseball game where he tells me he is about to go to trial for assaulting a police officer.…Â
I was drunk and dancing along to "pop, lock, and drop it" in the kitchen with my roommate. I dropped it too hard and cracked my tooth in half. My roommate drunkenly saved my half tooth on ice. The next morning I had to get a temporary false tooth to go to my cousins wedding. :/
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