21 Things You Wore In 2004 That You Definitely Regret Now

    Basically, whatever Paris and Nicole wore.

    1. An impractically tiny handbag to wear right in your armpit.

    2. A trucker hat.

    Von Dutch or otherwise.

    3. A pair of frameless sunglasses with faded lenses.

    4. A weird ring neck (???) shirt like this.

    5. Hipster baggy jeans that weren't actually ~baggy~ but were a little bit.

    6. A blazer to wear with your semi-baggy jeans.

    7. A pair of suede boots that could also be worn with your fave jeans.

    8. A slouchy knitted beanie.

    9. A ridiculously long beaded necklace that you would loop around at least three times.

    And then throw away once it got too knotted.

    10. A pair of capri pants.

    Just add kitten heels.

    11. A pair of white framed sunglasses, which probably also had faded lenses.

    12. A pair of faded jeans.

    13. A material belt that could probably double as a scarf.

    14. A pair of fluffy boots.

    15. A sparkly bolero.

    Not that you knew that was what it was called at the time.

    16. A brightly-patterned cotton skirt.

    17. A pair of pointed-toe flats.

    18. A sassy AF slogan tee.

    19. A very short denim skirt.

    20. An even shorter, tight, white mini skirt.

    21. And of course, a pair of ugg boots.