1. "I actually prefer the no-make-up look."
2. "Why do you wear so much make-up?"
3. "How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?"
4. "How long does it take you to wash all that off at night?"
5. "I don't think anyone looks good in red lipstick."
6. "I could never be bothered doing all of that in the morning."
7. "How did you learn to do all that?"
8. "How much money do you actually spend on make-up?"
9. "So you spent THAT much on a lipstick?"
10. "Don't you get make-up on everything?"
11. "Your make-up's fine but that girl looks like she's wearing a mask."
12. "Are they your real eyelashes?"
13. "I tried to do my eyeliner like that once, but it was way too hard."
Practice makes perfect. So, like, maybe you should practice?
14. "Why do you need so many shades of blush?"
15. "These five nail polishes all look exactly the same."
16. "I would never spend that much on foundation."
17. "Do you really need 18 shades of gold eyeshadow?"
Um, do you think I got this eye using the one eyeshadow palette? Try three.