14 Truths For Every Girl Who Wears Eyeliner

All those liquid line feels.

1. You're tired of people asking why you have a tape dispenser in your make-up kit.

How do these people live without knowing about this trick?

2. You go through more cotton tips than you do clean underwear.

And get major anxiety when you see you're down to your last one or two.

3. This is part of your daily routine.

It's also the most frustrating part. By far.

4. Alexa Chung is your idol.

The source of all beauty (and life) inspiration.

5. Followed closely by Lauren Conrad.

Even though you still swear you were rocking liquid liner first...

6. This is a totally break-up-worthy offense.

"I COULD HAVE LOST AN EYE YOU INCONSIDERATE..."

7. You've been here...

You pulled it off, sure. But, it's happened. More than once.

8. Nobody can understand how you manage to get those edges so damn sharp.

You refrain from reminding them of the years of hell-wobbly ones.

9. You get that a line is a statement.

A statement to be taken very, very seriously.

10. This.

But really. THIS.

11. Blinking can be the enemy.

And must be avoiding at all costs post-application, no matter how much it hurts.

12. Crying, tearing, fuming and any other kind of smudge-inducing activity is off-limits too.

*Deep breath*

13. The perfect line is an artwork.

One to be marveled, appreciated and practiced on the daily.

14. You've long accepted you're in this love affair for life.

Amen.