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They lull you with their cuteness
This Albino is a master of the craft.
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Then they fly at you
Seriously, they fly at you!!!
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What if this was your face
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Off of doors
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Out of closets
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They do this unexpectedly
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And sit on your head
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They listen to Radiohead
Which means they are either pretentious or have better taste than you, bad news either way.
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They bite
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But they bite goths, too
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They Make this Noise
That noise says “I hate you” in every available frequency.
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They Crawl All over your Body
And your Siblings won't save you either.
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And there is a litnany of other reasons to not own a sugar glider
These are legitimate reasons not like those other ones.
Sugar Gliders Are Not Awesome
After seeing this and this [NSFW] (the shapes, the shapes haunt me), I had to wash my brain, and nothing is cuter than a sugar glider right? Wrong.
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The one of the “albino” is mine, and he's not albino. He's leucistic. (Black eyed white.) But yes, he is a master at being cute.
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Just get a gerbil and attach a balloon to it. Trust me, just as fun to watch.
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Flying squirrels, on the other hand, don't have all of the same terrible issues that the last video mentions. And they're native to the US!
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high and dry isn't necessarily a deep cut from radiohead. i think i might have just become pretentious. god help me
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