You Can't Burn the Quran, But You Can Shoot It!

So you say your god will protect you, huh? Let's see how well your religious texts hold up against an assault rifle. I wonder how “Dude, You Have No Quran” Guy feels about this.

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  "In these battles -- and even those started over secular matters, like soccer riots -- the soldiers bring their religions to the battlefield for protection and comfort. They know it can save their soul, but can it save their ass? Put another way, if you're in a holy war, which religion would offer you the best protection?"

• Let the Sacrilege Begin!