This isn’t really that terrible, but last summer I went on a date with a guy, and he brought his cello into the restaurant with him. His CELLO. Because he thought someone might try to steal it out of his car….in broad daylight, in a really safe/upscale-ish neighborhood. But that’s not the worst part. We walk into the restaurant, and I said to the hostess, “Hi, we’re with the band!” And the guy didn’t even laugh. I mean, come on. That was hilarious.