stuttering s-ssss-s-sss-snake earned the Sense of Humor Award on Jan 18 because they like funny stuff! They haven't enjoyed The Simpsons in 10 years and are still really bummed that Arrested Development was canceled.
stuttering s-ssss-s-sss-snake received a Pundit Award because they like posts about politics. stuttering s-ssss-s-sss-snake is the kind of person who goes on Countdown and is all, "Well, actually, Keith ..." and then says something that sounds incredibly smart but maybe doesn't make a whole lot of sense unless you've been, like, really following along.
stuttering s-ssss-s-sss-snake earned the Cute Spotter Award on Nov 24 because of their love of cuteness! Note: BuzzFeed has reluctantly discontinued the practice of sending a live kitten as a prize for this achievement. This Award will have to do!
stuttering s-ssss-s-sss-snake earned the Enthusiast Award on Nov 06 because they like stuff that is OMG! You know, like rainbows and stuff. Or, like, sometimes how there's more than one rainbow and then everybody starts getting really effusive? You get the picture.