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Everything I Need To Know I Learned From “Golden Girls”

You know what they say: you can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he’ll die.

1. Always be honest

2. Practice safe sex

3. How to give the best comebacks

4. And the best insults

5. Love your life

6. Embrace your sexuality

7. But don’t be a whore

8. How to solve your problems

9. Shake what your mama gave ya

10. Laughter is the best medicine

11. It doesn’t matter who you love (but it does matter if you shed)

12. How to know you’ve found “the one”

13. You don’t always have to be happy

14. Why you should just avoid working out

15. Never take food for granted

16. Find the friends you’d do anything for

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