1. For the lady whose relationship choice is way simpler than people think.
2. For the lady whose pets understand her best.
Pocket mirror, £6.
3. For the lady who knows how to look after herself.
4. And doesn't need anyone to save her.
5. Literally, nobody.
7. For the lady who could use a reminder about her flawlessness.
8. For the lady who wouldn't mind a boyfriend, as long as he's cute, miniature, and doesn't talk too much.
Tiny boyfriend, £8.14.