LeBron James’ Toes Are A Nightmare Train Wreck Of Despair

And Dr. Scholl wept.

1. So LeBron James was just chilling at the beach in St. Tropez last weeOH MY GOD LOOK AT HIS FOOT.

3. IT’S LIKE THE LITTLE TOE HAS GONE FERAL AND IS TRYING TO EAT THE REST OF THE TOES AND THEY’RE SEEKING REFUGE FROM THE BIG TOE!

5. IT’S LIKE A BLACK HOLE HAS ERUPTED IN LEBRON’S FOOT AND ALL OF THE TOES ARE BEING CRUSHED INTO THE SINGULARITY OF INFINITE DENSITY!

7. IT’S LIKE SOMEONE SURGICALLY REPLACED HIS TOES WITH NOVELTY HILLBILLY TEETH!

8. I’m scared. I’m so very, very scared.

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