Animal Planet Will Change Their Name To Colbert Planet

The pitched battle to host Stephen Colbert’s South Carolina Serious Classy Republican Debate just got for super reals.

1. Stephen Colbert was originally planning to host a Republican debate on Animal Planet, home to the cutest baby sloths. But Nat Geo Wild seduced Colbert with a fruit basket.

2. Animal Planet did not take this lightly.

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3. And here’s an exclusive look at the new Colbert Planet logo, complete with mellon basket to entice Stephen back to team Animal Planet.