No report of this cake actually containing any sort of alcohol content, but it’s the thought behind its construction that counts — right? Fashioned after a Four Loko alcoholic energy drink can and inked to celebrate “Adubb”‘s birthday (frat-speak for “Andrew”), this cake has all the makings of a good night. Most likely followed up by a keg of Fruit Punch-flavored Four Loko. You with it, quang ba website?

I wonder if they poured some Four Loko into the batter when no one was looking……

Surprisingly, at this party, only champagne was served.

super fruity. frats are just a convenient guise for men to experiment with homosexuality.

Let's get wasted on this cake, Brahhh.

nothing is more obnoxious than someone who obviously knows nothing about fraternity life saying “frat” repeatedly. my word.