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<b>We're not quite ourselves when we're wasted.</b>

We're not quite ourselves when we're wasted.

What Should Your Drunk Name Be?

Drunk you is pretty much like normal you, but with more shouting and less of a filter. Sober you might not like a dance, but Dave certainly does. He's still bashful on the karaoke stage, but he'll blurt out a half decent "My Way" with enough peer pressure. Dave is an excellent guy, well done, you.

Dave

Oh dear, you're a Gertrude. When you become Gertrude everybody should take a step back, because Gertrude is here to say what sober you would never. Sober you swallowed down the fact that you feel underappreciated at work; Gertrude had a bit of a cry about it at the Christmas party, didn't she?

Gertrude

Ocean Ray is up for dancing, but in a slow, floaty way. Rhythm is not her strong point. She is partial to a little nap in the taxi on the way to the club. And she certainly shouldn't be trusted to pee alone, as cubicle napping is another one of her strong points. Ocean's an inoffensive drunk – a boozy brunch is where she comes into her own.

Ocean Ray

Dodger thinks he's the life of the party. Sober you is embarrassed to admit that Dodger once referred to himself as the Bantersaurus rex without much irony. Dodger is always the one pushing for the drinking games, and heavily enforcing the rules. But if something goes wrong in Dodger's night, beware: He's a bit partial to the absolute mega-mare. Doing things like punching a tree while crying, or falling asleep on a night bus and waking up in an unfamiliar suburb at 6am.

Dodger

Violet isn't much of a thinker, but bloody hell does Violet get stuff done. If someone is being a bit of a wet flannel at a party, Violet will tell them and then walk away without a second glance. If you get turned away from a club, Violet will find a way and magically you'll be in that club in minutes. If Violet has her eye on someone, then she'll be snogging their face off by the end of the night.

Violet

Piers has a few opinions, doesn't he? He's the kind of guy who would try and befriend the parents at someone's 21st, but then get in an argument with the dad about the state of the euro. When you become Piers the best thing to do is to talk to no one, channel your arrogance into your dance moves, and you will no longer feel the need to express yourself verbally.

Piers

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