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<b>Your second self deserves a first class name.</b>

Your second self deserves a first class name.

What Should You Call Your Alter Ego?

You should work more on your alter ego. Your alter ego is almost exactly the same as you, except drunk.

Dave

Tiffany is 100% babe. Normally you’re a practical, rational person, but Tiffany throws this out the window, she lives for the wild and the free. Why wear a scarf when you could wear a feather boa? Why wear flats when you could wear 6 inch heels and go barefoot when they hurt? Ask yourself these questions and Tiffany will tell you the truth.

Tiffany

Skyla can do anything! Skyla doesn’t need to work out, because Skyla stays fit by fighting crime. Skyla doesn’t eat food, Skyla just survives. Skyla dodges through a crowd like there ain’t nobody there. Skyla queues in Mcdonalds like a pro, Skyla can assemble flat pack furniture without losing their temper. We should all be more Skyla.

Skyla

Chicken isn’t much of a doer, or a thinker. Chicken just likes to be. Like chickens Chicken isn’t interesting in flying high, Chicken likes to find a nice comfortable place to roost and stay there, preferably with a blanket, and a fast broadband connection.

Chicken

Well hello there Montgomery, aren’t you a smooth-talking fellow. Montgomery commands a room, knows all the rules to after-dinner games, and always bets on the right horse. Montgomery likes the finer things in life, like supermarket’s top-range ready meals, and shampoo that you buy at the hairdresser.

Montgomery

The Captain is the life of the party. The Captain doesn’t sit, he only stands! Chairs are beneath the Captain, quite literally. The Captain tells a bloody good anecdote, and makes an excellent slap-up meal. The Captain doesn’t worry about practicalities, like how you will get home from the party after the trains stop running, The Captain lives for the now, and right now The Captain usually thinks you should get a takeaway.

The Captain

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What Should You Call Your Alter Ego?

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