When you first enter the girls' bathroom it will look totally normal to the untrained eye.
Here is a leaked document showing the floor plan of an average girls’ bathroom.
The Fake Toilets are mainly for changing into the special triangle smocks, to look like our emblem and mother goddess, Toilet Mother.
To enter the rooms beyond The Fake Toilets you must pay your respects to Toilet Mother by spinning around three times and whispering "praise to the moon".
The Misandrist Planning Room is focused on taking down the patriarchy. For the last few millennia it has been wildly unsuccessful.
The Conference Room is used to solve more personal problems.
The War Paint Room is used for preparing for battle in the outside world, painting your face to look pretty, and taking selfies.
The Chill Out Room is mainly for getting drunk, and sometimes karaoke.
The toilets in The Peeing Palace are stool-shaped so that you can put your triangle smock neatly over them to preserve your dignity.
Women exit through The Fake Toilets, taking off their triangle smocks, and re-enter the outside world.
