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When she perfectly described the ideal man.
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When she knew when to big herself up.
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When she knew how to give a proper come back.
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And how to deliver a serious burn.
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When she set herself realistic goals.
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When she described everyone's ideal weekend.
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When she told everyone exactly how to respond to cat callers.
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When she explained how to put your body under stress without having to get off the sofa.
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When she raised a child equally as funny as her.
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When she brought the perfect mascot to help her through.
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When she shared her late night worries with the world.
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When she gave us a new favourite insult.
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When she wasn't afraid to say what she wanted in life.
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When she knew how to handle a heckler.
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And she knew how to take a compliment.
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When she was simple, yet effective.
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When she gave us simple rules to follow.
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And explained life perfectly.
