1. The round system fills you with terror.
2. The only thing that scares you more is someone shouting "SHOTS!"
3. Pre-drinking is a very dangerous game for you.
4. But you've become an expert at convincing bouncers that you're sober.
5. Your friends know that you can be a liability and are always making sure that you're not going over the edge.
6. But new friends don't know your limits and it can be hard to say no to them when they keep offering you drinks.
7. You find it hard to save your drunk food until the end of the night.
8. Having one casual glass of wine is never that casual for you.
9. You're not exactly pro at networking during after work drinks.
10. You feel kind of bad that your friends have had to look after you quite a lot.
11. You've drunk vommed way too many times.
12. And sadly, you've actually got quite good at it.
13. Trying to drink during the day and the night is not an option.
14. Staying awake until the end of your own parties is a problem.
15. Sometimes you think you might have finally grown up and developed an adult's alcohol tolerance.
16. Your friends will try and warn you that this will only end badly.
17. And they're always right.
18. But really you're glad that you're a lightweight because you save so much money.
