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21 Things You'll Understand If You Don't Enjoy Clubbing

"Yes, please take my money so I can hang out in this noisy, sweaty room full of strangers."

1. It's always too loud to hear what anyone is saying.

2. You have to stand up the whole time you're there.

3. Everything happens very late at night.

4. There is never any food.

5. You usually have to pay to go in.

6. And before you pay, you usually have to queue.

7. When you get inside the drinks are usually ridiculously overpriced.

8. There are just so many people there.

9. All of those people will invade your personal space.

10. It's impossible not to spill your drink or have someone spill their drink on you.

11. And it's always too warm.

12. You have to dance, mainly because there isn't that much else to do.

13. Strangers will come on to you.

14. And if you do want to make out with a stranger you'll have to do it in a crowded, hot, sweaty room, with everyone watching.

15. The toilets are always grim.

16. And you often have to queue to use those grim toilets.

17. You can't choose the music.

18. Instead of a club, you could go to a pub.

19. You can dance and get drunk at home!

20. If you like other people you can even invite friends over to your house.

21. Or you could even have a luxurious night in alone.