1. You are constantly trying to sell the idea of sitting in the shade to your friends.
2. But you are rarely successful in convincing them.
3. You've definitely considered trying to bring back the parasol.
4. Drastic measures have to be taken if you want to hang out with your friends during the summer.
5. Your favourite suncream brand is probably made for children.
6. If you miss even the smallest spot it burns.
7. And you always miss at least one spot.
8. Parts of your body that you weren't planning on showing, but decided to pop out, will definitely burn.
9. And your nose will always burn.
10. As soon as you you go outside you are searching for shade.
11. You're also a big fan of not going outside at all during the summer.
12. When you do go outside, you are constantly moving umbrellas to achieve maximum shade coverage.
13. Any outdoor activity involves planning.
14. Hats are necessary if you want to avoid the dreaded burnt parting.
15. Going swimming outdoors involves constantly reapplying suncream.
16. There's been a time in your life where you've convinced yourself that you definitely can tan.
