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The first thing you'll do is start gossiping about other family members.
2.
And you'll get really mean about that one cousin you both can't stand.
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Then you'll help her stalk people on Facebook.
4.
It won't take her long before she starts seriously quizzing you on your love life.
5.
At first you'll be like "STHHHAPPPP ITT".
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But then after another drink she'll be helping you craft replies on Tinder.
7.
And then you'll realise she's actually the best at giving advice.
8.
You'll give her some advice, too.
9.
You'll tell her a secret you've been keeping since you were 16.
10.
You'll teach her how to take a great selfie.
11.
She'll tell you a scandalous tale from her youth.
12.
She might tell you a cute story from when her and your dad were first going out.
13.
And then suddenly she'll stray into forbidden territory and start telling you about her sex life.
14.
You'll belly laugh at a joke you've both been making since you were a kid.
15.
You'll tell each other that you have both aged beautifully.
16.
She'll tell you a story from when you were a kid that you've heard a thousand times before.
17.
She'll start getting emotional about how fast you've grown up.
18.
And then she'll start giving you advice for when you have kids.
19.
And then she'll ask you when you're going to have kids.
20.
You'll do a lot of hugging.
21.
And if it's all getting a bit much, there's no better cure than a little drunk cry with your mum.
22.
You'll eat some seriously high quality drunk snacks.
23.
You'll realise how much fun your mum is.
