1. One of your housemates will always start showering just as you need a wee.
2. And you always want to do laundry on the exact same day.
3. The sofa space will be slightly inadequate.
4. This will get worse when someone invites their friend over.
5. And even worse when housemates invite their "special friends" over.
6. You bitch about all your housemates, to all your other housemates.
7. Some housemates will see certain foods as communal and others will not.
8. There will be a clear hierarchy of who does the most cleaning, but only the person at the top will be fully aware of this.
9. Almost all of your arguments will revolve around the washing up.
10. The only time you'll do a really thorough clean is when someone's parents come to visit.
11. The person with most expensive shampoo will hide it in their room, rather than leaving it in the bathroom.
12. You will hear someone else have sex.
13. Someone will bring a cold into the house and everyone will get it.
14. You will accidentally wear someone else's underwear at some point.
15. A vegetable will be left in the fridge so long that it will become unidentifiable.
16. Someone will get a boyfriend or girlfriend who unofficially moves in.
17. Something crucial will break and no one will call the landlord for several days.
18. You will have a drunk DMC with every single one of your housemates.
19. There will be one housemate who is incapable of being both drunk and quiet.
20. One housemate will have a really weird food habit.
21. There will always be hair in the sink.
These pieces of hair I found on my sink describe exactly how I feel
They appear the minute you clean the sink and everyone claims they're not theirs.
22. You will see one of your housemates completely in the nude.
23. Maybe one day you'll be able to afford your own house.
