1. You feel like you're constantly repeating yourself telling all your friends you can't go out because you work weekends.
2. And then they ask why can't you take a day of holiday or switch shifts.
3. People tell you to "man-up" and just work hungover.
4. Though quite often you accidentally get drunk and have to work hungover.
5. There is no one to celebrate with when your version of the weekend comes round.
6. And if you do persuade someone to go out on your version of a Friday night it can be a bit dull.
7. And forget about finding someone to go to a boozy brunch with.
8. The unbelievable envy you feel when you check your Instagram at work and see all your friends hanging out without you.
9. You quite often spend your days off on your own.
10. And because there is literally no one to hang out with you actually do responsible boring stuff.
11. Or more often you just watch quite a lot of day time TV.
12. Work parties always seem to be on a Friday.
13. It feels like you found your soulmate when you find someone who can hang out with you on your days off.
14. There's a cruel irony when bank holidays fall on days you already have off.
15. You can get quite resentful about having to take time off to go to other people's weddings.
16. You feel personally offended whenever anyone tells you to "enjoy your weekend."
17. You have to restrain yourself when people get happy about it being Friday.
