The 18 Stages Of A Walk Of Shame

    Or rather, stride of pride. Amirite?

    1. You wake up and it dawns on you that you're not where you normally wake up.

    2. You start remembering what happened last night.

    3. You assess how hungover you are.

    4. You try to get a sneaky peek at whoever is lying next to you.

    5. You check your phone, and it has died.

    6. There's no way you'll escape without any interaction with your "lover", so at some stage there will some awkward conversation.

    7. You will also have to get dressed in front of someone else while trying to look nice.

    8. There may be some interaction with your new friend's housemates.

    9. If you catch your reflection in a mirror, you will wonder how anyone ever found you attractive.

    10. You ask your host where you are.

    11. And then you must face the outside world.

    12. Deciding how to get home is a complicated process.

    13. You feel like you might as well look like this.

    14. You pray you don't bump into anyone you know.

    15. If you do happen to be unlucky enough to encounter a friend, small talk won't come easy.

    16. Unless it's a really good friend.

    17. However short the journey home, it feels like an epic struggle.

    18. But when you finally get home, nothing has ever felt so good.